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Posts tagged things you learn as you get older
Mar 16 '12
“The Little Mermaid” by John Patience
When I was a kid, I desperately wanted to be the mermaid. Now that I’m older, I want to be the sea witch. She had more freedom than a mermaid princess, and she knew more about everything and everyone.
Plus, how awesome is her shell hat? That’s high fashion right there.